narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

postllimit:

"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

Shrek - Shrek Ringtone
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ex-vengeance-demon:

I made this into a ringtone for my phone, and I thought I’d share it.

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

difficults:

modern angst story

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

triplegoddesss:

 

Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life